|
Today's CleanLaugh
 They say that a preacher's wife is always his number one assistant.
An example of this comes one Sunday morning after the preacher had finished his sermon. He went on a walk that afternoon with his wife and she asked him how he thought the church service went.
The Preacher shrugged and said, "The worship was excellent, and I think the prayer and communion times went quite well, but," he continued, "I just don't think the sermon ever got off the ground."
The wife looked over at him, and before she could stop herself, she said, "Well, it sure did taxi long enough!"
Today's One-liner
 "When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you."
- Nora Ephron
Today's Clean Pun
 The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
Today's Quote
"Prayer has a way of blowing wind into other sails in your life that you might not even be praying about."
- Adam Stadtmiller
Cybersalt is a supporter of PEM.
We invite you to join us in supporting persecuted Christians.
Today's Illustration
 One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose.
Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. "Dear," said the mother diplomatically, "he doesn't seem very nice."
"Oh please, Mom," replied the daughter, "if he wasn't nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Forward this e-mail to a friend
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
|
