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Today's CleanLaugh
 The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had to do over again.
"Sure," she replied, "but not the same ones."
Today's One-liner
 Sometimes my age is very inappropriate for my behavior.
Today's Clean Pun
 William Tell was not only a great patriot and a great archer, he was also a great cook.
One day, after he had prepared a new dish for his friends, he said, "I think there is one or more spices missing. What do you think?"
Their answer was, "Only thyme, Will Tell!"
Today's Quote
"There are two great days in a person's life: the day you are born, and the day you discover why."
- William Barclay
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Today's Illustration
 Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman.
"Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said. "Just flap your arms really hard."
So Mickey climbed up on the windowsill, started flapping like mad, jumped, then smashed into the ground just a few inches below.
Horrified, their mother came screaming into the room and said, "What happened?"
Charlie said, "I was just teaching Mickey not to believe everything he's told."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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