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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Sometimes the way a child behaves gives clues to what they will do later in life. For an example, take today's funny picture on the Cybersalt site "Tank Kid" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/kid-tank
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Battery Life
An angry motorist went back to a garage where he had purchased an expensive battery for his car just six months earlier.
"Listen", the motorist grumbled to the owner of the garage, "when I bought this battery you said it would be the last battery my car would ever need. It died after only six months!"
"Sorry," apologized the garage owner.
"I didn't think your car would last longer than that."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1158
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself!
Today's Clean Pun
Mary J. Bovine
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Today's Quote
Quote #1606
"To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you."
- C.S. Lewis
Today's Illustration
Moments
If God brings you to it,
He will bring you through it.
Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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