Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone.
This week Rev. James Snyder has been musing and waxing eloquently about aging. He realizes, though, there is one need that never changes. You can read "Everything old is getting older still" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/everything-old-is-getting-older-still
Also, the Westside Bible Church site has been updated with audio recordings of my most recent messages.
You can listen to "The Divine Taxonomy of Human Beings" at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages/the-divine-taxonomy-of-human-beings
You can listen to "Lead Us Not Into Temptation - The Lord's Prayer" at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages/lead-us-not-into-temptation-the-lord-s-prayer
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Blizzard Police
While driving through Buffalo after a heavy snow storm, a motorist noted a policeman, standing waist deep in snow, directing traffic.
Feeling sorry for him, the motorist called out "I'm sorry you have to work half buried in the snow."
The policeman called back, "Don't feel sorry for me, feel sorry for my horse!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1157
My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year: only 15 to go.
Today's Clean Pun
Filler Mix-up
#121 Um 298.7 - the element of confusion.
Today's Quote
Quote #1605
"The only way to live a truly remarkable life is not to get everyone to notice you, but to leave noticeable marks of Jesus' love everywhere you go."
- Ann Voskamp
Today's Illustration
Simple Obedience
Today Kathryn "graduates" from Kindergarten.
This morning while she was getting dressed, she insisted on wearing a skirt under her dress. I tried in vain to talk her out of it. Since she's never worn the two together before, I asked her where she got the idea of wearing the skirt with the dress.
She said during graduation practice, one of the teachers said,
"Girls will wear dresses and skirts."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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