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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
If you are a nervous flyer, would you get on a plane using the runway in today's Funny Picture on Cybersalt Site? You'll find "Plane Runaway" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/plane-runaway
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Speedy Comeback
The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1138
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie; after a while it won't feel like you're alone anymore.
Today's Clean Pun
Roadside Haunting
Thanks to Walter McLauren for today's CleanPun.
I saw this farmer standing beside the road holding a dead chicken.
I asked him what happened and he said, "It tried to cross in front of my truck, and now it's a poultrygeist."
Today's Quote
Quote #1586
"Most of life's great changes are preceded by chaos."
- Toby Mac #SpeakLife
Today's Illustration
Grandkids
A wealthy old man looked around the table at his two sons and five daughters and their spouses gathered for a family reunion.
"Not a single grandchild," he said with a sigh.
"Why, I'll give a million dollars to the first kid who presents me with a little one to bounce on my knee. Now, let's say grace."
When the old man lifted his eyes again, his wife was the only other person at the table.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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