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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Even with the best intentions, some parenting techniques have different effects on different children. This can be clearly seen in the newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site. You'll find "Get Along Shirt" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/get-along-shirt
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Oily Hair
Trying to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil before washing it.
Worried that the oil might leave an odor, I washed my hair several times.
That night when I went to bed, I leaned over to my husband and asked, "Do I smell like olive oil?"
"No," he said, sniffing me.
"Do I smell like Popeye?"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1113
Dying is not popular; it has never caught on.
That's understandable; it's bad for the complexion.
- George Burns
Today's Clean Pun
Sports Close-up
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me!
Today's Quote
Quote #1561
"Forgiveness doesn't excuse their behavior. Forgiveness prevents their behavior from destroying your heart."
- Unknown
Today's Illustration
Reconciliation, Divorce, Remarriage
After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start, so I decided to look in the personals column of the local newspaper. After reading through all the listings, I circled three that seemed possible in terms of age and interest, but I put off calling them.
Two days later, there was a message on my answering machine from my ex-wife. "I came over to your house to borrow some tools today and saw the ads you circled in the paper. Don't call the one in the second column. It's me."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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