Cybersalt News
In keeping with yesterday's back to school funny picture, here is a bus some parents might be too eager to put their kids on at this time of year. You will find "Back to School Rush" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/back-to-school-rush
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
You Need A New Car When
You need a new car when ...
- You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you.
- You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced.
- You accidentally drive into a junkyard, drive out, and get accused of stealing.
- The Blue Book lists your car under "Health Risk."
- The only thing holding your bumper on is the "Dukakis/Bentsen '88" sticker.
- You return to your car and find someone broke in and left a hundred dollars and a new stereo.
- Evel Knievel refuses a free lift.
- The valet puts on a crash helmet and full-body armor before parking your car.
- The guys at the repair shop refer you to Dr. Kevorkian.
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1112
Told the doctor I thought I had athlete's foot; he looked at me and said, "I don't think you have athlete's anything."
Today's Clean Pun
Grandfather Snack
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
Today's Quote
Quote #1560
"The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives."
- Albert Schweitzer
Today's Illustration
Alcohol, Self-Control, Addiction
A nervous attendant on a flight announced: "I don't know how this happened, but we have 100 passengers aboard and only 40 dinners."
When the passengers' muttering had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up his meal so someone else can eat will receive free drinks for the length of the flight."
Her next announcement came an hour later. "If anyone wants to change his mind, we still have 29 dinners available!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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