Cybersalt News
If you have ever been totally excited about something and then ended up in total dread and dismay, you understand how Lou feels in the latest Funny Dog picture added to the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Dog Walk Surprise" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-walk-surprise
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Poor Widow
A woman's husband dies and she has only $20,000 to her name.
After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that she has no money left.
The friend says, "How can that be? You told me you still had $20,000 left just a few days before your husband died. How could you be broke?"
The widow says, "Well, the funeral home cost me $5,000. And of course, I had to make the obligatory donation to the church, so that was another $5,000. The rest went for the memorial stone."
The friend says, "$10,000 for the memorial stone? Wow, how big was it?"
Extending her left hand, the widow says, "Three carats."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1103
I don't care how much you liked the soap - NEVER be caught smelling your fingers while walking out of a public restroom.
Today's Clean Pun
Stubby Purpose
Broken pencils are pointless!
Today's Quote
Quote #1551
"I myself am the enemy who also must be loved..."
- Carl Jung
Today's Illustration
Judging Rounds
While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students.
"As you can see," she says, "the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Michael, what would you do in a case like this?"
"Well," ponders the student, "I suppose I'd limp too."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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