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The newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site is a good reminder to nurse your plants in the summer heat. You'll find "Garden Nursing" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/garden-nursing
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Sinner
The preacher spent his whole sermon relating the evils of sin and how all men are sinners with no exceptions.
At the end of the sermon he asked rhetorically, "Now does anyone here think they are without sin?"
He had only to wait a few seconds before a man in one of the back pews stood up.
The pastor asked the man who had the audacity to stand after such a fiery sermon, "Sir, do you really think you are completely without sin?"
The man quickly answered, "No sir, I'm not standing up for myself, but for my wife's first husband."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1102
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Today's Clean Pun
Hairy Adjustment
I didn't like my beard at first.
Then it grew on me.
Today's Quote
Quote #1550
“When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.”
- Abraham Joshua Heschel
Today's Illustration
Customer Service and Tact
At a diner, I was standing in line to pay my bill behind two women who handed the young waitress a credit card.
After swiping the card, she loudly called out to her manager, "Mr. Allen, what do I do if it says 'reject'?"
As the women's faces reddened and customers turned to look, Mr. Allen, also the cook, calmly walked out from the kitchen.
"Well," he answered, "the first thing you do is shout it out loud enough to embarrass the customer, who might have been thinking about leaving you a tip."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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