Cybersalt News
Welcome to August everyone. It's a new month and what better way to start it than to make a new start with someone. Is there anyone you should give this cake to? You'll find "Stupid Cake" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/stupid-cake
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Hearing Aid
While talking with my semi-deaf uncle one evening, I noticed that his "hearing aid" was actually an earphone from a transistor radio. The wire had been cut and was sticking out of his shirt.
"How does that help your hearing?" I asked.
"Don't help my hearing none," he replied. "Makes people talk louder."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1087
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Today's Clean Pun
Pensive Parade
Pensive Parade: Running with bulls is a really stupid idea ... when you stop and think about it.
Today's Quote
Quote #1535
"Faith and repentance are not static, the decision of a moment; they are the lifelong realities of a new heart."
- Sinclair B. Ferguson
Today's Illustration
Sons-in-Law and Daughters-In-Law
Congratulating a friend after her son and daughter got married within a month of each other, a woman asked, "What kind of boy did your daughter marry?"
"Oh, he's wonderful," gushed the mother. "He lets her sleep late, wants her to go to the beauty parlour regularly, and insists on taking her out to dinner every night."
"That's sounds lovely," said the woman. "What about your son?"
"I'm not so happy about that," the mother sighed. "His wife sleeps late, spends all her time in the beauty parlour, and makes them eat take-out meals!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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