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Happy July everyone. Yes I know it has been July for 7 days, but Mrs. Cybersalt and I have been super busy as we said we would be until "earlyish" in July. Daily mailings will be resuming very shortly.
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Lock Jaw
In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian.
One night the phone rang, and his wife answered.
An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"
"He is, but tell me, do you need him as the sheriff or the vet?" the wife asked.
"Both!" was the reply.
"We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1071
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." - Unknown
Today's Clean Pun
Hamburger Help
Hamburger Helper: It works, but only if the hamburger is ready to accept the fact that it needs help.
Today's Quote
Quote 1519
Legalistic remorse says, "I broke God's rules," while real repentance says, "I broke God's heart."
- Tim Keller
Today's Illustration
Remembrance
The staff at a business office was hosting a farewell luncheon for a retiring colleague. As the group prepared to go to the restaurant, they found that they couldn't fit the giant balloon they had purchased for the retiring 'guest of honor' into the car. Undaunted, they simply held the balloon out the window as they drove.
The office workers were not prepared for the glares they received from passers-by, however.
As the long line of traffic in front of their vehicle began to turn, they saw that their car was right behind a long funeral procession.
There was nothing they could do but hold on to the balloon with its large farewell message: "GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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