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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Father's Day is this Sunday so this week's hiatus mailing (to avoid the hernia of keeping posts going every day while Mrs. Cybersalt and I are swamped with some other things until early July) features a bunch of dad material.
You also find a whole bunch humor suited for Father's Day on the Cybersalt site at:
www.cybersalt.org/tag/52-father-s-day-jokes
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Poor Dad
A father worked as an accountant for the Air National Guard.
Despite a regular adequate income he had a "poor" mindset, always unhappy about money matters and very vocal about it.
One year at an air show, in a crowd of many close-by people, his daughter looked up at him and said, "Dad, what do you do out here?"
He answered with a smile, "I pay the bills."
She looked at him in obvious dismay, looked around, looked back at him, and announced (to the delight of all around), "No wonder we're so poor!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1068
I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet.
Today's Clean Pun
New Diet
New Diet: Yeah I still eat ribs... sparingly.
Today's Quote
Quote #1516
Here is a handy reference list of the "Christian Response" to social issues: Love them!
Today's Illustration
Walk a Little Plainer Daddy
"Walk a little plainer daddy," said a little boy so frail,
"I'm following your footsteps and I don't want to fail.
Sometimes your steps are plain, sometimes they are hard to see;
So walk a little plainer Daddy, for you are leading me.
I know that once you walked this way many years ago;
What you did along the way I'd really like to know.
For sometimes when I'm tempted I don't know what to do
So walk a little plainer Daddy, for I must follow you.
Someday when I'm grown up, you are like I want to be;
Then I will have a little boy who will want to follow me.
And I want to lead him right, and help him to be true;
So walk a little plainer Daddy, for we must follow you."
- Author Unknown
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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