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Oh look, Chicken Thursday - Not!
A few weeks a go I mentioned that Mrs. Cybersalt and I have some major obligations and plans that are going to keep us from updating the Cybersalt Site and getting mailings out until July 12, but that we decided to continue to celebrate Chicken Thursdays with new mailings. Wouldn't you know it I'm late this week! On the plus side, there is nothing like 17 hours of sleeping and napping to erase some long days of travelling!
Remember, you can still find thousands of pages to give you your Cybersalt fix at www.cybersalt.org
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Cheap Gas
When the car engine developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had bought special non-leaded or regular gas, but she couldn't remember.
"You probably got the cheaper gas," he said. "That could account for the roughness of the engine."
"No, the gas wasn't cheaper!" she replied indignantly.
"Well, how much did it cost?" asked the husband probingly.
"It cost the same as always." said the wife.
"I told the man to put in the usual ten dollars worth."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1067
Camping is nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes.
Today's Clean Pun
Let it Bee
So what if I can't spell Armiggedon? It's not the end of the world.
Today's Quote
Quote #1515
"There is no private Christianity. To be a Christian is to be in relationship."
- E. Radner
Today's Illustration
A Survival Kit for Everyday Living
Items Needed:
- Toothpick
- Rubber Band
- Band Aid
- Pencil
- Eraser
- Chewing Gum
- Mint
- Candy Kiss
- Tea Bag
Why???
1) TOOTHPICK - to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others.
2) RUBBER BAND - to remind you to be flexible; things might not always go the way you want, but it will work out.
3) BAND AID - to remind you to heal hurt feelings, yours or someone else's. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one.
4) PENCIL - to remind you to list your blessings everyday.
5) ERASER - To remind you that everyone makes mistakes and that's OK.
6) CHEWING GUM - to remind you to stick with it and you can accomplish anything.
7) MINT - to remind you that you are worth a mint.
8) CANDY KISS - to remind you that everyone needs a kiss or a hug everyday.
9) TEA BAG - to remind you to relax daily and reflect on all the positive things in your life.
Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, share a word of praise and they always open their hearts to us.
Show your friends how much you care.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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