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     ÂCybersalt News
There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Car Hauler" at:
www.cybersalt.org/a43c
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
   ÂToday's CleanLaugh
Granny's Visit
Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug.
"I'm so happy to see you, grandma. Now daddy will have to do that trick he's been promising to do!"
His grandmother was curious. "What trick is that, sweetie?"
The little guy smiled at her, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0966
"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver."
Today's Clean Pun
Drive-thru Guy
That guy from the McDonalds drive-thru gives me the shakes.
Today's Quote
Quote #1414
"Daily devotion is better than New Years resolution."
Today's Illustration
Twin Calves
A farmer's cow gave birth to twin bull calves. The farmer was delighted as bull calves are worth more than a cow calf. Since he had two he decided to sell one for the work of the Lord once it was fully grown.
However one of the calves soon grew sick, and then sicker until one day the farmer came into the house one day looking sad.
He looked at his wife and said, "You'll never guess what's just happened? The Lord's calf is dead!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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