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There is a new entry in the FunBlog today: it's a video of grown men acting out the parable of the unmerciful servant as told from memory by little children. You'll find "The Story of the Unmerciful Servant" at:
www.cybersalt.org/a43u
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
   ÂToday's CleanLaugh
Computer Dating
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications.
He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small.
The computer operated faultlessly.
It sent him a penguin.
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0965
I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.
Today's Clean Pun
Food Coloring
I went to the doctor this morning because I swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor said I am okay, but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
Today's Quote
Quote #1413
“Not all those who wander are lost.”
- J.R.R. Tolkien
Today's Illustration
Passion
The customer ordering a floral arrangement from my shop was giving me very specific guidelines. "Nothing fragrant," she instructed. "Nothing too tall or too wild. And no bright colors, please. My house is decorated in beige and cream. Here is a wallpaper sample." She handed me a plain square of tan-colored paper.
"Your name?" I asked.
"Mrs. Bland," the woman replied.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
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