In Today's Issue
Cybersalt News
There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Towing Fail" at:
www.cybersalt.org/3rdf
And if your are looking for a new game to play with your friends, why not try the "Spoons Game." You'll see how to play on the ISN site at:
www.independentsportsnews.com/3pxk
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
Today's CleanLaugh
AMAP
The interviewer examined the job application then turned to the prospective employee.
"I see you have put ASAP down for the date you are available to start, meaning as soon as possible, of course. However, I see you've put AMAP down for required salary. I don't believe I've ever seen that before, what does it mean?"
The applicant replied, "As Much as Possible!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0954
What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?
Today's Clean Pun
Chip Apology
Sorry I ate all the chips: It was a snaccident.
Today's Quote
Quote #1402
"Smiling has always been easier than explaining why you're sad."
Today's Illustration
Parenting Challenges
As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months.
One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job. I was trailing a frazzled mother with two active children, and I watched as she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case.
"If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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