Cybersalt News

Thank you all for your kind words of appreciation as the Cybersalt Digest returned to your inboxes yesterday.  As you may have noticed, mailings now feature a link you can use to read each edition online if you prefer.

There is a new funny sign on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Baptist Air Conditioner" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/baptist-air-conditioner

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Computerized Airline

The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew.

The plane taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps came out automatically.

The passengers boarded the plane and took their seats.

The steps retreated automatically, the doors closed, and the airplane taxied toward the runway.

"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen," a voice intoned.

"Welcome to the debut of the world's first fully computerized airliner. Everything on this aircraft is run electronically. Just sit back and relax. Nothing can go wrong ... nothing can go wrong...nothing can go wrong...."

One-liner #0910

"There are only three kinds of people: Those who are good in math and those who are not."

Rehab Sign

"I saw a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said, 'Keep off the Grass.'"

Quote #1358

"It is not great minds or great plans or great ideas that God uses. It is great likeness to Jesus Christ."
- Murray McCheyne

If Children Live With…

If children live with criticism, they learn to condemn and be judgemental.

If children live with hostility, they learn to be angry and fight.

If children live with ridicule, they learn to be shy and withdrawn.

If children live with shame, they learn to feel guilty

If children live with tolerance, they learn to be patient.

If children live with encouragement, they learn confidence.

If children live with praise, they learn to appreciate.

If children live with fairness, they learn justice.

If children live with security, they learn to have faith.

If children live with approval, they learn to like themselves.

If children live with acceptance and friendship, they learn to find love in the world.

- Dorothy Knolte