Cybersalt News

No, this is not an April Fools joke - I really am sending out the Cybersalt Digest today!  I figured that since yesterday (Easter Sunday) was a day of celebration of Jesus' resurrection, today would be a good day to resurrect the digest. To be fair, it wasn't really dead, just waiting patiently for me to get caught up on all the work I have to do.  But since that will never happen, I'm just doing it anyway!

So with that in mind, there is a new entry in the FunBlog today. You'll find "Super Mario Cat" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/super-mario-cat

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Taxi Grad

A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his future.

He gets into a taxi and the driver says, "How are you on this lovely day?"

"I'm the Class of 2012, just graduated from Harvard and I just can't wait to go out there and see what the world has in store for me."

The driver looks back to shake the young man's hand and says, "Congratulations, I'm Mitch Class of 1969."

One-liner #0909

What do atheist's do when stuck behind cars stopped at green lights with bumper stickers that say, “Honk if you love Jesus.”

Rumors

People keep telling me things they have heard about people and asking if I know whether or not they are true.

What am I, a rumortologist?

Quote #1357

“We're not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be”
- C.S Lewis

Temptation

Connie told her 3-year-old grandson, Dean, not to jump on the beds. After several warnings she punished him, explaining that should he fall, he would hurt himself badly. Several minutes passed and he was found jumping from one bed to the other.

Connie's friend said, "Dean, you weren't jumping on the beds again, were you?"

He stood before her with his little head dropped low and said, "I'm trying so hard to quit."