Cybersalt News

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There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today AND (hold on to your hats) it's got a cat in it too! You'll find "Christmas Cat Thoughts" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/christmas-cat-thoughts

Also new on the Cybersalt site is a tagging system that will help you find jokes related by topic.  Increasingly, at the end of each page you will now find tags which link to a collection of other related pages. As an example, here is the tag page with Christmas pages from the FunBlog:
http://www.cybersalt.org/christmas-funblog

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Call Me Leroy

Uncle Leroy got a job down at the broom factory.

On his first day the straw boss (floor supervisor) calls ol' Leroy into his little office and says, "You the new man huh? What is yer name?"

Leroy replied, "Leroy"

The straw boss says "I don't call anyone by first names. It breeds familiarity and that leads to breakdown in my authority. I refer to all employees by last names; now what is your last name!"

Leroy smiles and says, "Its Darling - Leroy Darling!

The straw boss said "Now Leroy the next thing . . . . "

One-liner #0905

Double-negatives are a no-no.

Lost Kahkis

For most people when you lose your “khakis” you've lost your pants, but when you are from Boston and lose your “khakis” you can’t start your car.

Quote #1353

"Choosing to live in carnality is like getting caught in a whirlpool. Wickedness gets more treacherous as one goes deeper."

Chivalry

The escalator was broken, and the only way out of the airport was up a flight of stairs. I had a big suitcase and a sore knee.

I began dragging my bag and was making a loud thud on every step when a man behind me grabbed it and carried it to the top.

"That was so chivalrous," I gushed, thanking him.

"Chivalry had nothing to do with it," he said. "I've got a splitting headache."