Cybersalt News

I am happy to announce that I have moved over the last of the funny picture pages to the new Cybersalt Site.  This has been an ongoing project since July of 2011 and I'm glad to be able to turn my full attention to adding completely new material to the site.  You will find links to these last 12 pages at:
www.cybersalt.org/entertainment/funny-pictures/

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Turkey Size

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

One-liner #0885

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

Twitter's Golden Rule

The golden wule of Twitter is "Tweet others like you want to be tweeted."

Quote #1334

"The loneliest moment in life is when you have just experienced that which you thought would deliver the ultimate, and it has just let you down."
- Ravi Zacharias

Aging Gracefully

The following letter was forwarded by someone who teaches at a junior high school in Memphis, Tennessee.  It was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. This story is a credit to all humankind. Read it, soak it in, and bask in the warm feeling that it leaves you with.

Dear Reyer School:

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the county home for the aged. All my people are gone. It's nice to know that someone thinks of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.

My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but would never let me listen to it, no matter how often or politely I asked. The other day her radio fell and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful. She was very upset. She then asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to buzz off.

Sincerely,

Edna Johnston