The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3859 - April 21, 2012


Issue #3859

Cybersalt News

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Budget Burial" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/budget-burial

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. 

Here is today's CleanLaugh

Walking Out

pedestrian pictogram"I hope you didn't take it personally, Pastor," an embarrassed woman said after a church service, "when my husband walked out during your sermon."

"I did find it rather disconcerting," the preacher replied.

"It's not a reflection on you, sir," insisted the churchgoer.

"Ralph has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child."

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0842

ear "Women don't want to hear what you think.  Women want to hear what they think . . . in a deeper voice."
- Bill Cosby

Here is today's CleanPun

Parts of Me

"I may not be funny but parts of me are humerus."skeleton

Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1291

grass‎"When it comes to your marriage, if the grass looks greener somewhere else, it's time to water your own yard!"
- Craig Groeschel

Here is today's Illustration

Flirting, Faithfulness, Adultery

elevatorsAs the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.

As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Wilson, and said, "That will teach you to pinch!"

Bewildered, Mr. Wilson was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, "I... I... didn't pinch that girl."

"Of course you didn't," said his wife, consolingly. "I did."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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