Cybersalt News

This is a milestone day for me and Mrs. Cybersalt.  Not since September 4, 2001 have we not had any teenagers. Happy Birthday Esther-Bunny!

There is a new entry in the Funblog today. You will find "World's Biggest Alarm Clock" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/world-s-biggest-alarm-clock

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Cat T-Shirts

If cats wore t-shirts, here is what they might say.

"Purrfection cannot be improved"

"If you don't like my attitude, you should see my cat"

"Menopaws, This is the hottest I've been in years."

"Take my advice. I'm not using it."

"I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"

"Cats know how we feel. They don't care, but they know."

"Dogs have owners. Cats have staff."

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. They have never forgotten this."

One-liner #0841

Thank you…Black Socks with Sandals, for officially declaring to the world, “I've stopped trying.”

Formula Cheat

During an examination, the student was not able to answer the question so he copied the answer from another good student, The answer to the problem was 'log(1+x)'.

He didn't want to make it obvious that he was cheating, so he changed the answer to 'timber(1+x)'.

Quote #1290

"The thing about quotes on the internet is you cannot confirm their validity."
- Abraham Lincoln 

Name Calling

Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing.

The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?"

I replied: "You really want to know?"

Then I dropped out of the race.