The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3843 - February 23, 2012


Issue #3843

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Here is today's CleanLaugh

Check Your Bill

billA corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls, fax, photocopying, and everything but lunch hours.

Unhappy as he was, the executive knew that the company would have to pay for each of these services.

Then he noticed one item buried in the middle of the list:

"For crossing the street to talk to you, then discovering it wasn't you at all - $125."

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0825

Rearrange the letters in SLOT MACHINES and you get CASH LOST IN ME.

Here is today's CleanPun

Characters - 140

I'm glad Twitter has a character limit of 140 instead of 144. That would be gross.

Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1275

"You know you're an adult when you suddenly start taking Bert's side over Ernie's."

Here is today's Illustration

Wedding Engagement

wedding cakeI realized that my five-year-old grandson had been watching too many reality TV shows the day we attended a relative's wedding.

As the four bridesmaids walked down the aisle toward the front of the church, he turned to me and asked,

"Is this where the groom decides which one he wants to marry?"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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