Issue #3842


Cybersalt News

Any of you men out there in the doghouse because you committed a Valentine's Day gift FAIL yesterday?  Today's FunBlog features two tongue in cheek commercials on how to get out.  Not surprisingly, J.C. Penney thinks it's going to cost you!
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/jc-penney-doghouse-commercials

There are 5 updated Funny Sign Pictures on the Cybersalt Site today.  The first one is "Jesus Loves You Church Sign" and from there clicking on NEXT will keep you moving on to the new ones.
www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/jesus-loves-you-church-sign

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Here is today's CleanLaugh

Johnny's Home

baby boyAfter the dedication service of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.

His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0823

AIBOHPHOBIA: (n.) the fear of palindromes



Here is today's CleanPun

Goal Update

"No, I'm not going to give up trying to become The Invisible Man: Have I made myself clear?"


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1273

"There should be, in the soul halls of space, avenues of leisure and high porticos of silence...where God waits."
- Jeremy Taylor


Here is today's Illustration

The Law of the Garbage Truck

garbage truckOne day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.

My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly.

So I asked, "Why did you just do that? That guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!"

This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, "The Law of the Garbage Truck."

He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage -- frustration, anger, disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you.

Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on.

Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day. Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


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