Issue #3829


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There are 5 more funny car pictures updated on the Cybersalt site today. To view them all just head to "Ford Pickup Bumper" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/ford-pickup-bumper

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Here is today's CleanLaugh

Servicemen Foot Race

cooking with gasTwo gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.

They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.

Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger co-worker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.

As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.

Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I saw two men from the gas company running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0807

"Just tell me what you need, and I'll see to it that something ought to be done!"



Here is today's CleanPun

Clean Pun #0032

“If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?”


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1259

"Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself."
- JohnDewey


Here is today's Illustration

Coffee Cake

coffee cakeA former roommate baked a coffee cake and asked me to sample it.

It was pretty tasty but I asked her what the small crunchy things were in the cake. She said the recipe called for 2 cups of strong coffee.

You guessed it. She put two cups of pure coffee in - not perked coffee!!! Quite a buzzzzzzzz from that cake.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


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