Cybersalt News

In December, I took a break of pace in moving pages from the old Cybersalt site to the new one.  Some of you have noticed that the links in the "Latest Funny Pictures" module (in the right hand column of the color version) has not really changed for a while.  With January comes a renewed desire to polish off that task.  So, today you will see links to 5 newly updated pages - the first of which is "Road Conditions" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/road-conditions 

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Prayer Postions

Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby.

"Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one.

"No," another contended. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven."

"You're both wrong," the third insisted. "The most effective prayer position is lying prostrate, face down on the floor."

The repairman could contain himself no longer.

"Hey, fellas," he interrupted, "the best prayin' I ever did was hangin' upside down from a telephone pole."

One-liner #0806

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

Haven't Slept

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."
- Mitch Hedberg

Quote #1258

"Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep."
- Carl Sandburg

Choosing Sides

At a White House dinner, a churchman offered a benediction and closed with the pious affirmation: "The Lord is on our side."

When President Lincoln did not respond to this sentiment, someone asked him, "Don't you believe, Mr. President, that the Lord is always on the side of the right?"

"I am not concerned about that," was Lincoln's answer, "for we know that the Lord is always on the side of the right. My concern is that I and this nation should be on the Lord's side."