Cybersalt News

You know when you catch a kid doing something they shouldn't when they think you aren't around?  The new video in today's FunBlog proves it happens with cats too.  You'll find "Bilingual Cat" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/bilingual-cat

There are also 6 more funny picture pages moved over to the new Cybersalt site today.  The first one is "Confirmation Dress" and from there you can click "next" until your heart is content.
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/confirmation-dress

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Nephew Caddy

My five-year-old nephew wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game.

"You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?"

"Five," answered the nephew.

"Okay," my brother said, "let's go."

One-liner #0752

"Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?"

Fallen Load Ticket

Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, two policemen came by.

While one pulled the gentleman over, the second carefully stopped traffic and recovered the box so as to avoid any further mishaps. When they opened the box, they found it contained large upholstery tacks.

"I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told the driver, "but I'm going to have to write you a ticket."

Amazed, the driver asked, "For what??"

The trooper replied, "Tacks evasion."

Quote #1205

"An apology is a good way to have the last word."

Accepting Authority

A woman in a drafting unit was promoted to supervisor and some of the older male workers were having difficulty accepting her authority.

While she instructed one such subordinate, he interrupted with, "Young lady, I'm old enough to be your father."

"And," she replied, "I'm old enough to be your supervisor."