Cybersalt News

On the Cybersalt site today, I've completed moving all of the funny picture pages from 2007 (the last 20 of them) to the new Cybersalt site.  To view them all, simply start at "Trampoline Danger" and keep clicking next.
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/trampoline-danger

Sorry for the lack of posts over the last 3 days.  The weekend was super busy at the church and that trumped getting the lists together.

Speaking of church, today is a milestone for Mrs. Cybersalt and me.  We've been at Westside Bible Church for 15 years.  We're so thankful to God for His faithfulness throughout them all, and to all the Westsiders who have been such a blessing to serve Jesus with.  Thank you also to everyone who gave me a great Pastor Appreciation pot-luck lunch after church on Sunday.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Rolls-Royce Loaner

When I arrived at a friend's home for a party, my old rattletrap looked pretty shabby parked next to all the fancy new vehicles there.

I announced to the other guests that they'd have to excuse my transport, but my gardener had requested my Rolls-Royce for a special occasion and so we had traded cars for the day. Another partygoer said that he, too, had switched cars. He said he had loaned his Rolls to a friend who wanted to impress a new girlfriend.

Everyone laughed, and I felt rather pleased with my little joke, until a few days later when I drove past the same man.

He was driving a Rolls-Royce.

One-liner #0751

"If you could watch my life backwards, you'd see a Jenny Craig success story."

Large Dogs

In days of old when knights were bold, people were a lot smaller than they are today, so much smaller, in fact, that many knights rode upon large dogs when they couldn't get horses.

One dark and stormy night, as the rain blew about, a squire entered a pet store in order to purchase a large dog for his master, the Black Knight. Unfortunately, all the shopkeeper could offer the squire was one undersized, mangy mutt.

Commented the squire: "I wouldn't send a knight out on a dog like this!"
(Richard Lederer)

Quote #1204

"Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game."

Moment Actions of the Faith

Happy moments, praise God.

Difficult moments, seek God.

Quiet moments, worship God.

Painful moments, trust God.

Every moment, thank God.