Cybersalt News

There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today.  You can read "My Grandfather and that New Contraption... The Telephone" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/my-grandfather-and-that-new-contraption-the-telephone

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Little Johnny's Bike

Little Johnny was one of those holy terrors.  His dad was surprised when Johnny's mom suggested that they buy him a bike for his birthday.

"Do you really believe that'll help improve his behavior ?" he said.

"Well, no," she admitted, "But it will spread it over a wider area."

One-liner #0734

"The hardest part about going to Hypochondriacs Anonymous is admitting that you don't have a problem."

Environmental Abominations

Hoover's machines are environmental abominations?

Nature abhors a vacuum.

- Lars Hanson

Quote #1187

"Google before you tweet is the new think before you speak."

How Many People It Took To Make You!

How Many People It Took To Make You!

1)............1 YOU
2)............2 parents
3)............4 grandparents
4)............8 great grandparents
5)...........16 gg grandparents
6)...........32 ggg grandparents
7)...........64 gggg grandparents
8)..........128 ggggg grandparents
9)..........256 gggggg grandparents
10..........512 ggggggg grandparents
11).......1,024 gggggggg grandparents
12).......2,048 ggggggggg grandparents
13).......4,096 gggggggggg grandparents
14).......8,192 ggggggggggg grandparents
15)......16,184 gggggggggggg grandparents
16)......32,768 ggggggggggggg grandparents
17)......65,536 gggggggggggggg grandparents
18).....131,072 ggggggggggggggg grandparents
19).....262,144 gggggggggggggggg grandparents
20).....524,288 ggggggggggggggggg grandparents
21)...1,048,576 gggggggggggggggggg grandparents
22)...2,097,152 ggggggggggggggggggg grandparents