Issue #3747


Cybersalt News

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Take the Hint".  You'll find it at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/take-the-hint

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Here is today's CleanLaugh

Taxing Cinderella

The tax adviser had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time.

The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach.

Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0720

"If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?"


Here is today's CleanPun

Last Slice

"I don't like eating the last slice of the loaf" said Tom crustily.
(Simon Champion)


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1172

"Purpose: Find your aim in life before you run out of ammunition."


Here is today's Illustration

Legacy vs. Reality

On thinking ahead, from the novel "Artifact" by Greg Benford, a "hard" sci-fi writer who is also a physicist:

"There was a great mathematician named Hilbert, who telegraphed Berlin saying he had proved the outstanding unsolved problem in mathematics, a thing called Riemann's conjecture.  It has to do with the roots of a well known function.

He sends this telegram to Berlin, where he's going to give a speech.  Everybody gets excited.  So Hilbert shows up and talks, and says nothing about the problem.

Somebody comes up to him after the speech and says, what about Riemann's conjecture, what's the solution?

Hilbert says he hasn't got one.  He was taking his first airplane trip to Berlin, and was pretty nervous, so he sent the telegram in case he got killed."


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