Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone.

There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today.  James is not sure if he is middle-class or not, but he does have some ideas on how they should be treated.  You can read "Mr. Politician, Leave the Middle-Class Alone" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/mr-politician-leave-the-middle-class-alone

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Gators!

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.

Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. When he was almost there, he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em."

One-liner #0719

"Forget this dead end town - I'm going to mime school!"

Cargo Handler

Working as a cargo handler for a major package delivery company, I came across an express envelope with shipping instructions that puzzled me, particularly the line describing the contents.

I finally realized the parcel contained some kind of manual and was addressed to a church. But at first I thought I was processing one of our company's most momentous pieces of freight.

The description read, "Instructions for the Assembly of God."

Quote #1171

"I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving. To reach the port of heaven, we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it, but we must sail and not drift, nor lie at anchor."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Aincient Bookplate

Aincient Bookplate

Steale not this book for fear of shame
For here you see ye owner hys name
And when you die ye Lord will saye
Where is that boke you stole away?
Then if you say, you cannot telle,
Ye Lord will saye, then go to helle.