Cybersalt News, September 14, 2011

Every now and then I get an e-mail that someone intended to send to someone else.  Today someone e-mailed me and said they'd like to order a bunch of sneeze guards from me.  They are out of luck because my hands and forearms (I really only have two) are attached.

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is a good clue you should find a new restaurant.  You'll find "Cigarette Cockroach" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/cigarette-cockroach

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Test Results Good News

Joey walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on the computer.

"Dad," said Joey, "Remember when you told me you'd give me twenty dollars if I passed my math test?" Dad nodded.

"Well," said Joey, "The good news is that I just saved you twenty bucks."

One-liner #0715

"I sure miss the day when someone else pumped your gas for you - it was much cheaper back then."

Coffee Like Mud

I was making rounds one morning with a physician when we were interrupted by a co-worker who inquired about a patient's diet.

"Mrs. Jones does nothing but complain about her food," my co-worker said. "She says the coffee tastes like mud."

"Well, it should," the doctor quipped. "It was fresh ground this morning."

Quote #1167

‎'Trying to make the Gospel relevant is like trying to make water wet.'
@Matt Chandler

Loved Too Much

A little boy was roughhousing with his dog.

His mother said to him, "Now, Bobby, I know you love Buster, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe?"

The boy thought a moment and then said, "I guess I'd feel like it was my birthday and Aunt Thelma was here!"