Issue #3738


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There have been no Cybersalt Digests the last couple of days due to vacation catch-up work.  You know what I mean - the work you have to scramble to catch up on because you rested from doing it and once you catch up on it you are left feeling like you need a vacation.

Today's featured funny picture page is "Rocket Change."  Even rocket scientists have to retire.
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Here is today's CleanLaugh

Five Kinds of Fruit

In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it. They are:

a. Apple

b. Banana

c. Strawberry

d. Peach

e. Orange

Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY carefully and don't rush into it. This is great, I was astounded! Your choice reveals a lot about you! Test results: Please SCROLL DOWN

If you have chosen:

a. Apple: That means you are a person who loves to eat apples.

b. Banana: That means you are a person who loves to eat bananas.

c. Strawberry: That means you are a person who loves to eat strawberries.

d. Peach: That means you are a person who loves to eat peaches.

e. Orange: That means you are a person who loves to eat oranges.

I hope you find fulfillment in this new insight about yourself. May it bring you peace and understanding, tranquility and all that other profound stuff.

 

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0711

"It is better to own a politician than be one."


Here is today's CleanPun

Quintessential

Quintessential: five things are super important.


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1163

"Love wouldn't be so blind if the braille wasn't so great."


Here is today's Illustration

Pao, Senhor?

He couldn't have been over six years old.  Dirty face, barefooted, torn T-shirt, matted hair.  He wasn't too different from the other hundred thousand or so street orphans that roam Rio de Janeiro.

I was walking to get a cup of coffee at a nearby cafe when he came up behind me.  With my thoughts somewhere between the task I had just finished and the class I was about to teach, I scarcely felt the tap, tap, tap on my hand.  I stopped and turned.  Seeing no one, I continued on my way.  I'd only taken a few steps, however, when I felt another insistent tap, tap, tap.  This time I stopped and looked downward.  There he stood.  His eyes were whiter because of his grubby cheeks and coal-black hair.

"Pao, senhor?" (Bread, sir?)

Living in Brazil, one has daily opportunities to buy a candy bar or sandwich for these little outcasts.  It's the least one can do.  I told him to come with me and we entered the sidewalk cafe.  "Coffee for me and something tasty for my little friend."  The boy ran to the pastry counter and made his choice.  Normally, these youngsters take the food and scamper back out into the street without a word.  But this little fellow surprised me.

The cafe consisted of a long bar: one end for pastries and the other for coffee.  As the boy was making his choice, I went to the other end of the bar and began drinking my coffee.  Just as I was getting my derailed train of thought back on track, I saw him again.  He was standing in the cafe entrance, on tiptoe, bread in hand, looking in at the people.  "What's he doing?" I thought.

Then he saw me and scurried in my direction.  He came and stood in front of me about eye-level with my belt buckle. The little Brazilian orphan looked up at the big American missionary, smiled a smile that would have stolen your heart and said, "Obrigado." (Thank you.) Then, nervously scratching the back of his ankle with his big toe, he added, "Muito obrigado." (Thank you very much.)

All of a sudden, I had a crazy craving to buy him the whole restaurant.

But before I could say anything, he turned and scampered out the door.

As I write this, I'm still standing at the coffee bar, my coffee is cold, and I'm late for my class.  But I still feel the sensation that I felt half an hour ago.

And I'm pondering this question: If I am so moved by a street orphan who says thank you for a piece of bread, how much more is God moved when I pause to thank him - really thank him - for saving my soul?

- Max Lucado


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