Issue #3737


Cybersalt News

Wow, September 7th already!  Time really flies when you are trying to recover from vacation.

There is a new funny dog video on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Misha says, 'I Love You'" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/talking-dog-misha-says-i-love-you

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Here is today's CleanLaugh

Army Arrival

My youngest brother, Tony had just completed Army basic training and was on leave prior to his first tour in Germany. I am an Army National Guard pilot and our other brother, John, is my crew chief.

Since John and I were headed to the Air Base where Tony was to catch his overseas transport, we offered to take him.

When we landed at McGuire Air Force Base, several of Tony's fellow privates came out to greet him. Tony ran ahead, while John and I followed with his gear.

As Tony approached his buddies, he was bewildered by their dumbfounded stares.

Then he realized that his friends weren't seeing his two brothers giving him a lift...

No... they were seeing a new private arrive in his *own* helicopter -- with a captain and sergeant carrying his bags!

 

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0710

"I have not yet begun to procrastinate."


Here is today's CleanPun

Forest

Forest:  Trees a crowd.

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Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1162

"There is no benefit of throwing some good at someone when you do not know how that good helps that person. Zeal without knowledge can indeed kill. Hence we need to have knowledge as we put our faith in action. Give wisely."


Here is today's Illustration

First Wedding

Little Mary was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony.

When it was over, she asked her mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?"

Her mother asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another one."

 


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