Issue #3725
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Here is today's CleanLaugh
Seatmate Choice
The plane was only half-full. When an attractive young woman asked if the seat next to mine was free, my male ego soared. Soon we were chatting pleasantly, and she told me it was her first flight.
"Mom said to sit next to someone I thought I could trust," she confessed nervously.
"And you look just like my dad."
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Here is today's One-liner
One-liner #0696
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx
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Here is today's CleanPun
Invention of Calendar
"Ever since the invention of the calendar man's days have been numbered."
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Here is today's CleanQuote
Quote #1150
"I say that trials and tests locate a person. In other words, they determine where you were spiritually. They reveal the true condition of your heart. How you react under pressure is how the real you reacts."
- John Bevere
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Here is today's Illustration
Environmental Concerns
Students at school were asked to write about the harmful environmental effects of oil on fish.
One 11-year old wrote, "When my mom opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead."
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