Cybersalt News
Yesterday was an eventful day at Cybersalt World headquarters. Yours truly undertook some do-it-yourself plumbing and electrical work. At one point it looked like the water wasn't going to get turned back on until the hardware store re-opened in the morning, but the fixtures were figured out and the H2O was able to flow again. As for electricity, it flowed as well - up one arm and down the other. I think that's very similar to how it feels for some people when they are listening to me preach - without the muted gasp and shudder afterwards.
Today's featured page on the Cybersalt site is "Kitten Hot Tub":
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/kitten-hot-tub
Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Thesaurus Collision"
Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday, according to the Associated Press.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied.…
Today's CleanPun
"I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but he turned out to be an optical Aleutian."
Today's One Liner
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction - I get to the end and say, "Well, that's not going to happen."
Today's CleanQuote
"Credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being."
Today's Illustration - "Hospital Complaints"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Grandma Jones from the valley had never experienced a sick day in her life, so she didn't take it kindly when a bad case of the mulligrubs sent her to the hospital for observation.
By the time a pair of husky interns got Grandma tucked into bed, she had managed to complain about everything: the temperature, the lights, the skimpy gown, the food and the mattress, especially, the mattress.
Suddenly, Grandma spotted a small plastic item with a button, attached to a cord. "What's that?" she demanded.
"If you need anything in the middle of the night, Grandma," said one of the interns, "just press that button."
"What does it do, ring a bell?" she asked.
"No, it turns on a light in the hall for the nurse on duty," the intern replied.
"A light in the hall?" responded Grandma. "Look, I'm the sick one around here. If the night nurse needs a light on in the hall, she can get up and switch it on herself."
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.