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You say, "Tomato" - I say, "Tomato." You say, "Sunroof" I say, "Snowroof." Tomato, tomato, sunroof, snowroof! Let's just go to:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-misc-pictures/7638-sunroof-snowroof

Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Maritime Museum"

Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a 60-year-old destroyer. One day the Navy sent a crew of 20 men, while the Marines sent a crew of three.

The curator teased one of the Navy midshipman, saying, "You mean it takes twenty Navy guys to do the work of only three Marines?"

"Sir, no sir," he snapped back. "The truth is, sir, it takes six or seven of us to supervise each one of those Marines!"

Today's CleanPun

Contrary to popular belief, it wasn't the apple on the tree that got us banished from Paradise.
It was the pair on the ground.

Today's One Liner

“When I can't be kind, I try to have the decency to be vague.”

Today's CleanQuote

"Once the axe has been laid to the root of the unproductive tree, it is useless for the branches to start pushing out their withering buds. Faking to turn to God when judgment is at hand is like trying to swim after the pool has been emptied. Hurry up in time!"

Today's Illustration - "Barber Job Description"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

He prunes the foliage on your head
And trims around the ear
So you will look respectable
Wherever you appear

With special shears he thins your hair
Then washes it with soap
Or uses some restoring stuff
To give you added hope

If you declare you want a shave
He lets your back repose
And puts hot towels on your face
(Except of course your nose)

His razor strokes are smooth and sure
And after he gets through
You wonder if the looking glass
Is telling lies to you

They say he used to talk so much
It gave a guy a lift
But now he seldom says a word
Unless you ask for it.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.