Issue # 3343
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I hope you all had a great weekend.
I also hope I never see a prancing Mountie for the rest of my life - unless of course they are prancing to my rescue.
There's a new picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You can view "Mad Cat" at:
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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Bagel Shop Student"
"Hello Mrs. Frobisher" said the bearded guy behind the counter at the bagel shop.
My husband and I looked at him but drew complete blanks. "I'm sorry, do we know each other?" I asked.
"Yeah, you was my English teacher."
Leaning over, my husband whispered, "Good job, Honey, good job."
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Today's CleanPun - "Cooking Shows"
"On cooking shows, there is little margerine of error."
Today's One-liner
"Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR" - what's my mother going to do.
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