Issue # 3342
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There is a new post on the Simply Susan blog. You can read "Free Like Never Before!" at:
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Rev. James Snyder writes about apologies on the front page at: I make a bit of a confession about my strating to lean towards Apple products in the funblog at: And for those who like to keep up Westside Bible Church's services and messages, what we have recorded are updated once again at: Here is today's CleanLaugh - "10 Vet Bill Signs" 10 Signs Your Vet Bill Is Going To Require Financing -- The doc's thermometer registers in Fahrenheit, Celsius and dollars. -- The bill came with payment coupons. -- Your Doberman just ate the receptionist. -- "He has a very rare blood type. It's called '$$ Positive.'" -- He starts talking about extended quality of life, miracles of modern veterinary medicine and joint replacement procedures. You own a goldfish. -- They take away the blood sample on a sterling silver serving tray. -- The sad, pathetic whining in the exam room is coming from the owners. -- You suddenly realize where you've heard that low whistle before: from the plumber and the auto mechanic. -- "Do you have any idea how expensive hamster defibrillators are?" -- and the #1 Sign Your Veterinary Bill is Going to Require Financing: "We can rebuild him. Make him stronger, faster...." You can rate this joke at: Today's CleanQuote "The happiest part of a man’s life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning." Today's Illustration - "A Strong Woman Versus a Woman of Strength" A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape ... A strong woman isn't afraid of anything ... A strong woman won't let anyone get the best of her ... A strong woman makes mistakes and avoids the same in the future... A strong woman walks sure footedly... A strong woman wears the look of confidence on her face... A strong woman has faith that she is strong enough for the journey... - Marta S. Hardy The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt Pastor Tim pastors at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia http://www.westsidefamily.org
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- Samuel Johnson
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
but a woman of strength kneels in prayer to keep her soul in shape...
but a woman of strength shows courage in the midst of her fear...
but a woman of strength gives the best of her to everyone...
a woman of strength realizes life's mistakes can also be God's blessings and capitalizes on them...
but a woman of strength knows God will catch her when she falls...
but a woman of strength wears grace...
but a woman of strength has faith that it is in the journey that she will become strong...
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