Issue # 3342
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Here's what's new on the Cybersalt Site today - and in recent days.
There is a new post on the Simply Susan blog. You can read "Free Like Never Before!" at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/
Rev. James Snyder writes about apologies on the front page at:
https://www.cybersalt.org
I make a bit of a confession about my strating to lean towards Apple products in the funblog at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/
And for those who like to keep up Westside Bible Church's services and messages, what we have recorded are updated once again at:
http://www.westsidefamily.org/
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "10 Vet Bill Signs"
10 Signs Your Vet Bill Is Going To Require Financing
-- The doc's thermometer registers in Fahrenheit, Celsius and dollars.
-- The bill came with payment coupons.
-- Your Doberman just ate the receptionist.
-- "He has a very rare blood type. It's called '$$ Positive.'"
-- He starts talking about extended quality of life, miracles of modern veterinary medicine and joint replacement procedures. You own a goldfish.
-- They take away the blood sample on a sterling silver serving tray.
-- The sad, pathetic whining in the exam room is coming from the owners.
-- You suddenly realize where you've heard that low whistle before: from the plumber and the auto mechanic.
-- "Do you have any idea how expensive hamster defibrillators are?"
-- and the #1 Sign Your Veterinary Bill is Going to Require Financing:
"We can rebuild him. Make him stronger, faster...."
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Today's CleanQuote
"The happiest part of a man’s life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning."
- Samuel Johnson
Today's Illustration - "A Strong Woman Versus a Woman of Strength"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape ...
but a woman of strength kneels in prayer to keep her soul in shape...
A strong woman isn't afraid of anything ...
but a woman of strength shows courage in the midst of her fear...
A strong woman won't let anyone get the best of her ...
but a woman of strength gives the best of her to everyone...
A strong woman makes mistakes and avoids the same in the future...
a woman of strength realizes life's mistakes can also be God's blessings and capitalizes on them...
A strong woman walks sure footedly...
but a woman of strength knows God will catch her when she falls...
A strong woman wears the look of confidence on her face...
but a woman of strength wears grace...
A strong woman has faith that she is strong enough for the journey...
but a woman of strength has faith that it is in the journey that she will become strong...
- Marta S. Hardy
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