If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober
A goober is standing on one side of the river when he sees another goober on the other side.
He yells out, "How do you get to the other side of the river?"
The other goober responds, "What do you mean, you are already there!"