Monthly Archive

2026

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 697 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - October 25, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
24
2 min read

Cybersalt News - October 25, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I voted in yesterday's provincial election here in British Columbia. There have been a whole lot of elections happening up here in our neck of the wood... read more..
One-Liner #2071
One-liners
Pastor Tim
12200
<1min

One-Liner #2071

If you're mad at someone, first let him sit in your car, and then you can belt him.... read more..
Do You Think I'll Find…?
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2133
<1min

Do You Think I'll Find…?

A four-year-old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked in her ears, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?" The little girl stayed silent. Next, the doctor took a... read more..
Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3502
2 min read

Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies

- It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. - A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. - If you decide to start dancing in the stre read more..
My New Gloves 🧤
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
20
<1min

My New Gloves 🧤

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both "lefts." Which, on one hand is great ... but on the other, it's just not right.... read more..
Quote #2507
Quotes
Susan Davis
20
<1min

Quote #2507

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do ... read more..
The Perks of Being Old and Ugly
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
173
4 min read

The Perks of Being Old and Ugly

Growing up, I never thought much about what my life would be like when I got old. I observed my grandparents, and I'm sorry to say that I made fun of them at times, but always behind their backs. I n... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 22, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
42
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 22, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday was a super busy day at Cybersalt World Headquarters. You are probably aware of the huge vulnerabilities that were found in PHP, the open source software that runs... read more..
My Massage Career 😂
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
34
<1min

My Massage Career 😂

Got fired from my job as a masseuse. Apparently I rub people the wrong way.... read more..
One-Liner #2070
One-liners
Susan Davis
33
<1min

One-Liner #2070

Getting older is just one body part after another saying, "Haha, you think that's bad? Watch this!"... read more..
Taxi Craze
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3702
<1min

Taxi Craze

Jill had to grab a cab to get to a meeting uptown. She hailed one down, got in, and told the cabbie the address she needed. The cabbie turned out to be a lunatic driver, and Jill sat in the backseat ... read more..
Reality Check
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2173
<1min

Reality Check

Irv and Sol, are walking down the street when Sol turns to Irv and says, "Irv, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars, with all the gear, electric windows, CD player and all of tha... read more..
Quote #2506
Quotes
Susan Davis
28
<1min

Quote #2506

“One, remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Two, never give up work. Work gives you meaning and purpose and life is empty without it. Three, if you are lucky enough to find love,... read more..
Jesus Prayed
Susan Page
Susan Page
112
2 min read

Jesus Prayed

“Very early in the morning, while it was still dark, Jesus got up, left the house, and went off to a solitary place, where He prayed. Simon and his companions went to look for Him, and when they found... read more..
Cat Commandments
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3608
1 min read

Cat Commandments

Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem. Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll. read more..
Cybersalt News - October 18, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
41
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 18, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are at church camp this weekend and having a good time. The weather has been really nice, which is great because I totally forgot to bring a jacket o... read more..
Quote #2505
Quotes
Susan Davis
42
<1min

Quote #2505

"In fact, you will not know what prayer is really for until you know that life is war. When we pray, we are equipped with strength and power to do hard things for the kingdom of God." - John Piper read more..
Changed My Mind... Literally! 🤯
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
49
<1min

Changed My Mind... Literally! 🤯

At first I was against brain transplants, but then I changed my mind.... read more..
One-Liner #2069
One-liners
Susan Davis
48
<1min

One-Liner #2069

Due to the unprecedented use of the word unprecedented, we must now change its meaning; as it is no longer unprecedented.... read more..
Golf Cheater
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3726
<1min

Golf Cheater

Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm not about to play golf with Jim Walsh anymore. He cheats." "Why do you say that?" "Well, he found his lost ba... read more..
Advertising
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2025
<1min

Advertising

I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked "Electronic cat and dog caller-- guaranteed to work." I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener.... read more..
Maybe I Should Rob a Bank
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
202
4 min read

Maybe I Should Rob a Bank

Throughout my life, money has been quite a challenge. I was a pastor for almost 50 years, and as a pastor I did not get much of a salary, barely enough to get by on. But I didn't become a pastor for ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 15, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
54
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 15, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I've been promising in the last couple of editions that I would share a picture of birds in the new frying pan bird bath here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. In less than t... read more..
Quote #2504
Quotes
Susan Davis
45
<1min

Quote #2504

"If I could hear Christ praying for me in the next room, I would not fear a million enemies. Yet distance makes no difference. He is praying for me." - Robert Murray McCheyne read more..
Back to Square One! 😭
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
38
<1min

Back to Square One! 😭

Lost my life's research on how to cure excessive itching. Looks like I'll have to start from scratch.... read more..
Salesman Jig
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3591
<1min

Salesman Jig

My husband and I had bought some gadgets for our almost teen-age grandsons and were leaving the store when we realized we didn't have batteries. He stepped over to a counter to get the batteries but c... read more..
Marriage Teachings
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2155
<1min

Marriage Teachings

At the banquet of Tom and Susan's 25th wedding anniversary, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.  "Tell us, Tom, just what is it... read more..
One-Liner #2068
One-liners
Susan Davis
63
<1min

One-Liner #2068

I taught my dog to fetch me a soda ... doesn't sound very impressive but he gets them from my neighbours fridge.... read more..
I Always Wanted To
Susan Page
Susan Page
172
2 min read

I Always Wanted To

I always wanted to …Find a way to go back in time and right the wrongs I always wanted to …“Fix” the brokenness in families, especially my own I always wanted to …Remember how much I’ve been forgive... read more..
Dull Razor
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3734
<1min

Dull Razor

One morning, while shaving, a fellow started cursing and swearing so loudly it attracted the attention of his wife, who was preparing breakfast in the kitchen.  "What's the matter?" she called o... read more..
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