Monthly Archive

September 2026

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 37 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - September 17, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 17, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back in Ontario for a short visit with our daughter and her family. After that we head over to my parents' place, where we'll be celebrating my d... read more..
Quote #2496
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2496

"If you can't live longer, live deeper." - Italian Proverb read more..
Tell Them Now
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3032
<1min

Tell Them Now

If with pleasure you are viewingAny work a man is doing,If you like him or you love him tell him now. Don't withhold your approbationTill the parson makes orationAnd he lies with snowy lilies on his ... read more..
Horse Pun Vote🐴
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
13
<1min

Horse Pun Vote🐴

Let's take a vote. Are you in favor of horse puns? Yeah or neigh?... read more..
He Knows My Name
Susan Page
Susan Page
65
2 min read

He Knows My Name

I enjoy picking up random books at second-hand stores when they pique my interest. I have found some treasures. The latest one - Windows of the Soul by Ken Gire, was quite a find. It’s a book which e... read more..
Arrest at the Gate
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4049
<1min

Arrest at the Gate

St. Peter becomes aware of a man standing outside the Gates of Heaven, pacing up and down. "Excuse me, can I help you?" he asks. "No, it's all right. It won't be long" and he distractedly looks at hi... read more..
One-Liner #2060
One-liners
Susan Davis
15
<1min

One-Liner #2060

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: 1. I ate my friend's lunch.2. I ate my friend's colon.... read more..
Caught Sleeping
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5149
1 min read

Caught Sleeping

Just in case your boss catches you asleep at your desk, be ready to blurt out one of these excuses.********************************* They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is ju... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 13, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
31
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 13, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Yesterday I spoke on AI at the potluck lunch for our church's 55+ ministry group. Grandma Cybersalt and I got a nice meal out of it, and we had an enjoyable time with our pe... read more..
Quote #2495
Quotes
Susan Davis
23
<1min

Quote #2495

"Words should be weighed, not counted." - Yiddish Proverb read more..
Appendix Worry
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Appendix Worry

Old Jacob Johnson, raging hypochondriac, was convinced that the pain on his left side was appendicitis. Mrs. Johnson explained that the appendix is on the right. "Aha! So THAT's why it hurts to much... read more..
One-Liner #2059
One-liners
Susan Davis
23
<1min

One-Liner #2059

Susan works all day holding your seldom used spices and twirling around whenever you need her and you have the audacity to call her lazy.... read more..
My New Job 😂
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
29
<1min

My New Job 😂

I got hired at the thermometer factory. It's just temp work.... read more..
Resolutions - Seriously
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2616
3 min read

Resolutions - Seriously

We all chuckle at not keeping New Year’s Resolutions but as you’ll see from some of these, a lack of self-control can really hurt you. Here’s a look at someone’s New Year’s resolutions down through t... read more..
A Cookie in the Hand is Worth Two in the Cupboard
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
135
4 min read

A Cookie in the Hand is Worth Two in the Cupboard

For the last few years, I have been on a rather strict diet, according to The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. I have some health issues, and I'm not allowed to eat anything with sugar in it. It se... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 10, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
45
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 10, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You may have noticed that last Chicken Thursday's news was actually the news from the previous Sunday. That was another error between my keyboard and my desk chair — I... read more..
I'll Push You
Susan Page
Susan Page
225
3 min read

I'll Push You

I'll Push You ... a journey of 500 miles, two best friends, and one wheelchair is a book that tells the story of two life-long friends, one who has no use of his limbs, who travel 500 miles together o... read more..
Quote #2494
Quotes
Susan Davis
50
<1min

Quote #2494

There is no disease, no addiction, no demon, no bad habit, no fault, no vice, no weakness, no temper, no moodiness, no pride, no self-pity, no strife, no jealousy, no perversion, no greed, no laziness... read more..
GPA
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5388
<1min

GPA

At the end of the college year, a star football player celebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late night campus party.  Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful ... read more..
Y Zero K Bug
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4911
2 min read

Y Zero K Bug

This joke is for those of you who remember the Y2K issue so many years ago. Message from Rome: January 18, 1 BC Dear Cassius, Are you still working on the Y zero K problem?  This change from B... read more..
One-Liner #2058
One-liners
Susan Davis
42
<1min

One-Liner #2058

The self-deprecation society is taking applications for new members. I've already put myself down.... read more..
My Wallet Is Crying 😭
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
34
<1min

My Wallet Is Crying 😭

I just spent $100 on a new belt and it doesn't even fit ... Huge waste.... read more..
No Leisure to Look Up
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2680
2 min read

No Leisure to Look Up

King Henry IV of France once asked the Duke of Alva if he had observed the great eclipse of the sun that had recently occurred. "No," said the duke, "I have so much to do on the earth that read more..
Cybersalt News - September 6, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
57
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 6, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Our 40th wedding anniversary was two weeks ago, but this weekend we're celebrating with all of our kids and grandkids. Later this afternoon we're gathering at the board game... read more..
Quote #2493
Quotes
Susan Davis
53
<1min

Quote #2493

"God created us to know him and love him and show him. And then he gave us a hint of what he is like: the universe." - John Piper, Why Did God Create the World? read more..
Busted Myth 🐖
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
63
<1min

Busted Myth 🐖

Contrary to popular belief, pigs don't actually speak pig Latin. They speak Porkuguese.... read more..
Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N.  Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection.  He was 71. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of cele... read more..
One-Liner #2057
One-liners
Susan Davis
53
<1min

One-Liner #2057

I bet the YMCA dance is a lot harder to do in Chinese.... read more..
After All, a Penny is a Penny
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
294
4 min read

After All, a Penny is a Penny

As I was leaving the post office, I hurried across the parking lot to get to my vehicle. As I usually do, I kept my eyes focused on the ground as I walked to my vehicle. Then, I saw it. There it was ... read more..
Sense of Humor
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2804
<1min

Sense of Humor

A forestry-service employee was recording the rainfall in his area. One drizzly day, his thoughts were apparently elsewhere as he typed "thirty three inches" instead of "thirty-three hundredths of an ... read more..
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