Monthly Archive

July 2026

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 73 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 29 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last weekend was a busy birthday party weekend around Cybersalt World Headquarters. One granddaughter’s party was on Saturday, and another granddaughter’s party on Sunday. ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
90
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Quote #2482

"Some people's two cents are why we got rid of pennies." - Vince Rozmiarek (aka: Vince the Sign Guy) read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
104
<1min

Mary's Lamb Parody

Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was white as snow. But Mary loves a curry And the fleece is now a throw.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3940
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TV News

A chicken crosses the road. Here's how some of the media covers it. Here's our trusty NBC camera crew, on the trail of heartwarming sports news for "Inside Stuff." Today's topic: Young chicks cross t... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2645
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Self-Gentleness

One form of gentleness we should practice is towards ourselves. We should never get irritated with ourselves because of our imperfections. It is reasonable to be displeased and sorry when we commit fa... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
108
<1min

One-Liner #2046

The fact that my entire body cracks like a glowstick whenever I move and yet refuses to actually glow is very disappointing.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
189
3 min read

Well Steeped

Do you enjoy a nice cup of steeped tea? Perhaps you prefer a good cup of brewed coffee. I enjoy several varieties of herbal tea. I’m not a Tea Sommelier; someone trained in the knowledge and history o... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4705
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Buckle Up

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.  She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4579
<1min

Children Under Ten

Mark Twain's contention was that the most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop. These words of wisdom were all spoken by children under 10. You can read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2786
2 min read

She Doesn't Know Me

It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
101
<1min

Honk If You Love Manners! 🀑

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
104
<1min

Quote #2481

"As the source of every good pleasure, God himself pleases fully and finally. If that's not how we experience him, we are either dead, or blind, or sleepwalking." - John Piper read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
352
4 min read

How to Get Out of a Pickle

Throughout my time on this planet, I have gotten into many pickle situations that I could not escape. Each pickle was different from the last, which made dealing with them quite a problem for me. In ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
110
<1min

One-Liner #2045

So why is it that when Star Trek characters "boldly go where no one has gone before" they always find someone there?... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
142
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Cybersalt News - July 23, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Work is absolutely humming here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. You might remember that a few months back I spoke at a conference about how to have a zero inbox. I am taki... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
118
<1min

Trampled by Wildebeests πŸ€•

I was trampled by a herd of wildebeests. Doc said I might not walk for six months. The gnus hit me hard.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5044
<1min

Virus Warning!

WARNING!  WARNING!  WARNING! IF YOU RECEIVE A GIFT IN THE SHAPE OF A LARGE WOODEN HORSE DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT!!!!  It is EXTREMELY DESTRUCTIVE and will overwrite your ENTIRE CITY! The "g... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2667
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Accepting Authority

A woman in a drafting unit was promoted to supervisor and some of the older male workers were having difficulty accepting her authority. While she instructed one such subordinate, he interrupted... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
115
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Quote #2480

β€œMisers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.” - Tom Snyder... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
113
<1min

One-Liner #2044

I don't always carry all the groceries with one arm, but when I do my keys are in the wrong pocket.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
340
3 min read

Back to Basics

Do you ever feel the need to get back to basics? Our Saviour walked this earth, living a remarkably simple life. He had no cell phone, voicemail, call forwarding, computer, cable television, satellit... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4048
2 min read

Golf Comeback

A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy join him... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
128
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Cybersalt News - July 19, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! It's been a really productive week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, and I'm not the only one keeping busy. Grandma Cybersalt has been building a website for one of our... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
115
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Quote #2479

"The devil knows if he can capture your thought life he has won a mighty victory over you." - Smith Wigglesworth read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4647
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If You Go, I'll Go

A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing. Several people hinted to him that he could serve in other places, but he continued to come to the choir. The choir director became desperate and went... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
123
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The History You Missed 🏁

Most people have heard of Karl Marx, but few know of his sister Onya, an Olympic runner. Her name is still mentioned at the start of every race.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
121
<1min

One-Liner #2043

A man loses three fingers in a work accident. At the hospital he askes he doctor, "Will I be able to drive with this hand?" The doctor replies, "Maybe. But I wouldn't count on it."... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
342
4 min read

Boy, Oh Boy, What a Day it Was

Throughout my years, I have had many crazy days. I guess it's crazy days that develop character. If so, I have a lot of character. I never had a day quite like last week. Everything seemed to go wron... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Moment Actions of the Faith

Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Quiet moments, worship God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
148
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Cybersalt News - July 16, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The forecast today is calling for a 70% chance of rain, which will not only be good for the grass but should give everything a nice wash from all the dust that's been drift... read more..

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