2026 - Monthly Archive

10 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - May 10, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone - Happy Mother’s Day to those of you who celebrate it! I’m excited to report that my zero inbox dream has been realized. Some of you will remember I’ve been chasing this for... read more..

09 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

31

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Quote #2459

Mama’s hands tend you when you’re tiny, guide you as you grow, fold in prayer as you find your way, and never let you go. —Jeannie Hund... read more..

09 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

29

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Marathon Donations 🏃‍♀️💸

I'm never again donating money to anyone collecting for a marathon. They just take the money and run.... read more..

09 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

39

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One-Liner #2023

A neighbor suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries. Tried it. I'm going back to heavy cream!... read more..

09 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Answered Prayer

During the minister's prayer, one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and, after church, asked, "Gary, whatever made y... read more..

09 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5018

2 min read

You Know You're Really a Mom When . . .

1. You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal. 2. You want to take out a contract on the kid who broke your child's favorite toy and made him/her cry. 3.&nb read more..

09 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

160

4 min read

If She Cannot Fix It, It’s Not Broken

Life has its many ups and downs. There are some weeks when there are more downs than ups. But if I didn’t have a down, I probably wouldn’t appreciate an up. This past week was one of those down weeks... read more..

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 11: Like a Dog Song 12

08 May

Ask Juan

Juan Ruiz

70

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52 Bible Verses for Men Week 11: Like a Dog Song 12

This song carries a strong message about wisdom, discipline, and human nature. Inspired by biblical Proverbs, it warns against repeating the same mistakes over and over again, comparing foolish behavi... read more..

07 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

63

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Cybersalt News - May 7, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's been a very busy week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I've got a handful of projects on the go — some brand new software I'm getting ready to release, plus ... read more..

06 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

47

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Venice Boat Incident? 😂

I'm sorry to hear your uncle got run over by a boat in Venice ... My gondolences.... read more..

06 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

50

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One-Liner #2022

I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.... read more..

06 May

Susan Page

119

2 min read

A Bible That is Falling Apart

There is a saying that goes something like this ... “Find a bible that is falling apart, and you’ll find a person who isn’t.” A friend of mine shared that at her family’s Christmas gathering, her eld... read more..

06 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

49

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Quote #2458

"You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go, and see what happens." - Mandy Hale read more..

06 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Sam's Fishing

A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish than anyone else. Whereas the other guys would only catch three or four fish a day, Sam would come in from the lak... read more..

06 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Heavenly Marriage

On their way to get married, a young couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The two found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While w... read more..

06 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

I'll be Happy When . . .

We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are. After t... read more..

03 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

56

<1min

Cybersalt News - May 3, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I had a busy but full day yesterday. We spent it at our church for some theology teaching and reflection with a visiting doctor from McMaster Universi... read more..

02 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

52

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Nursery Nonsense

My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday. He said maybe they'll marry each other. Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twic... read more..

02 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

57

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One-Liner #2021

Me: What could possibly go wrong?" Anxiety: "Sit down; I made a PowerPoint."... read more..

02 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Drag Racing Moped

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2026 Turbo Z123DX. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $3,000,000. He takes it out for a sp... read more..

02 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

59

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Quote #2457

"You can't help what you feel, but you can help how you behave." - Margaret Atwood read more..

02 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Puppies For Sale

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a... read more..

02 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

254

4 min read

The Fine Art of Compromise

After being married for over 50 years, I have concluded the secret of a happy marriage is a happy wife. What it takes to make her happy is worth all the effort. Today, most marriages don't work. Divo... read more..

30 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

35

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Cybersalt News - April 29, 2026

I had my first physiotherapy session yesterday — the start of getting full mobility back in my right arm. It's improving day by day, and the exercises themselves aren't hard, I just have to do them of... read more..

30 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

62

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Cybersalt News - April 30, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I had my first physiotherapy session yesterday — the start of getting full mobility back in my right arm. It's improving day by day, and the exercises themselves aren't hard... read more..

29 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

74

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Quote #2456

"It is never too late to be what you might have been." - George Elliot read more..

29 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

67

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How is Your Dairy Air?

Farmers can tell if their milk cows are flatulent by simply sniffing the dairy air.... read more..

29 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

59

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One-Liner #2020

"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille. read more..

29 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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One Seat Allowed

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groa... read more..

29 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Boneless Chicken

The food in China can be a challenge for newcomers. One example is that chicken is often served "cleaver style," leaving the meat and bones chopped up together, making it difficult to eat. Years ago,... read more..