Monthly Archive

2026

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 669 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - October 11, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
13
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 11, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone and happy Thanksgiving to those celebrating in Canada! I'm happy to update you on the frying pan bird bath. After siliconing some rubber grips made from old bike tires to the... read more..
Keeping Up is Hard to Do at My Age
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
116
4 min read

Keeping Up is Hard to Do at My Age

There was a time in my life when keeping up was part of my daily routine. I started each day with a specific objective, and by the end of the day, I had completed it. I took pride in completing my wo... read more..
One-Liner #2067
One-liners
Susan Davis
15
<1min

One-Liner #2067

During Covid, and after six months of listening to people talk with masks on, I finally understood what Charlie Brown's teacher was saying.... read more..
Missed Call
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3585
<1min

Missed Call

My daughter Marina worked in my law office while she attended graduate school. One morning a call came in for her. I said she wasn't in yet and offered to take a message. The caller said she'd phone ... read more..
Dieting, Prayer, and Fresh Bakery Treats
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2082
<1min

Dieting, Prayer, and Fresh Bakery Treats

After starting a new diet, I altered my drive to town to avoid passing my favorite bakery. I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and there in the window were a host of my favorite goodies. ... read more..
Carve Out Gratitude 🦃
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
14
<1min

Carve Out Gratitude 🦃

Carve out a little room for gratitude.... read more..
Give Thanks
Susan Page
Susan Davis
37
2 min read

Give Thanks

Thanksgiving is a beautiful season to focus on the harvest, the bounty, and the beauty that nature displays in such vibrant, amazing colours. Traditionally we may gather with family and friends aroun... read more..
Quote #2503
Quotes
Susan Davis
15
<1min

Quote #2503

"What if, today we were grateful for everything?" - Charlie Brown read more..
Cybersalt News - October 8, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
29
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 8, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Around here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, we've been having incredible fall weather. I'm sure it's partly because of El Niño, but we've had clear skies and the sun... read more..
Quote #2502
Quotes
Susan Davis
31
<1min

Quote #2502

"We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction." - H.A. Ironside read more..
Investment Stocks 🍲
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
31
<1min

Investment Stocks 🍲

I've started investing in stocks - beef, chicken, and vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.... read more..
Fun Fractions
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2017
<1min

Fun Fractions

A mathematics teacher came into the faculty room after she'd been watching a basketball game. Her face was glowing.  "I've got the greatest idea for teaching!" she exclaimed.  "What d... read more..
You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4923
<1min

You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:

* Your potted plants stay alive.* 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.* You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.* You carry an umbrella.* You watch the Weather Channel. read more..
One-Liner #2066
One-liners
Susan Davis
28
<1min

One-Liner #2066

If I had 50 cents for every math test I've failed, I'd have $7.20.... read more..
Forgive and Bless
Susan Page
Susan Page
156
3 min read

Forgive and Bless

It’s been one of those challenging weeks. There has been a substantial amount of news concerning those I love who are gravely ill as well as the sudden passing of one of my special needs friends. It’... read more..
Rabbi Retirement
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4585
<1min

Rabbi Retirement

An elderly rabbi, having just retired from his duties in the congregation, finally decided to fulfill his lifelong fantasy to taste pork.  He went to a hotel in the Catskills in the off-season, ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 4, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
40
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 4, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I have been slowly adding things to our garden — plants, knickknacks, and decorations — ever since we converted our front lawn into a turna... read more..
Quote #2501
Quotes
Susan Davis
41
<1min

Quote #2501

"Let us make war, not with other people, but with our own unbelief. Unbelief in the promises of God is the root of anxiety, which, in turn, is the root of so many other sins." - John Piper, Solid Joy read more..
Salad Interrogations 🥗
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
43
<1min

Salad Interrogations 🥗

I'm tired of vegetarians interrogating me about my eating habits. It's like the spinach inquisition!... read more..
One-Liner #2065
One-liners
Susan Davis
39
<1min

One-Liner #2065

My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.... read more..
Next Pastor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3501
<1min

Next Pastor

Rev. Jones shocked the congregation when he announced his resignation from the church and planned move to Arizona. After the service a very distraught Mrs. Williams came to the pastor with tears in h... read more..
Evidence
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2124
<1min

Evidence

A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Minnesota recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch th... read more..
I Found Another Button to Push
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
177
4 min read

I Found Another Button to Push

Life has its many experiences. I'm about to hit number 75 this month, a big experience for me. I'm not sure how to celebrate my 75th birthday, especially since I've done just about everything, so no ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 1, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
43
2 min read

Cybersalt News - October 1, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to October! One of the interesting side effects of having time away from work is that when you come back, you have a lot of work that takes your time away. But... read more..
Quote #2500
Quotes
Susan Davis
47
<1min

Quote #2500

Evil enters like a needle and spreads like an oak tree. - Ethiopian Proverb... read more..
One-Liner #2064
One-liners
Susan Davis
50
<1min

One-Liner #2064

Somebody asked me what to do with leftover bacon. I've never heard of that kind of bacon. Is it new?... read more..
Dew in the Morning! 🌅
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
54
<1min

Dew in the Morning! 🌅

I have to write a paper on water condensation. It's dew in the morning.... read more..
How's My Driving?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4033
<1min

How's My Driving?

I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it. I got one of those bumper stickers that say, "How's my driving?" and put a 900 number on it. At 50 cents a call, I... read more..
Squirrels & Seagulls
Susan Page
Susan Page
144
3 min read

Squirrels & Seagulls

I had an interesting conversation while out hiking with a friend. A little grey squirrel had darted on to the path and my friend exclaimed how she hated squirrels. I thought hate was a rather strong e... read more..
Taxes and True Riches
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2560
<1min

Taxes and True Riches

A tax assessor came one day to a poor Christian to determine the amount of taxes he would have to pay. The following conversation took place: "What property do you possess?" asked the assessor. "I ... read more..
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