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Sunday greetings everyone! It's the shortest day of the year here at Cybersalt World Headquarters: a mental milestone for so many of us Northern Hemispherians. Also, my ankle is doing so much better ... read more..

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun; your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.... read more..

“Jesus Christ became Incarnate for one purpose, to make a way back to God that man might stand before Him as He was created to do, the friend and lover of God Himself.” – Oswald Chambers... read more..

There were two goobers who went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one goober turned to the other and read more..

Christmas is my favorite holiday. A time of celebration and enjoying family time together. It wasn’t always my favorite holiday. There was a time when my birthday was my favorite holiday of the year.... read more..

Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up. I'm getting sick and tired of these cold calls.... read more..

To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect. To Jesus, all.... read more..

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Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have made great progress in my recovery from both my sprained ankle and last week's serious bout with the flu. I am still super tired, but grateful to be moving in the ri... read more..

A husband and wife had been married only a few short years, and he was getting fed up with being bossed around by his wife; so he went to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist told the husband that he... read more..

Choose a major you love and you'll never work a day in your life ... because that field isn't hiring.... read more..

“Christmas celebrates the awesome and amazing fact that God is grander, wiser and more mysterious than we could have ever imagined.” – Dan Schaeffer... read more..

Santa had a bit of an accident while playing golf today. His ball hit a bird on the second hole. It was a partridge on a par 3.... read more..

As flocks of birds by instinct gatherTo migrate as the jet streams flowMy heart song dims because I’d ratherEscape the north-east winds that blow To hibernate and mourn the passingOf sun-drenched day... read more..

It's said that Abraham Lincoln once sized up the case of a prospective client as follows: "You have a good case, technically, but in terms of justice and equity, it's got problems. So you'll have to ... read more..

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically-imposed midwinter festival, my potential acquaintance gave to me, TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming. ELEVEN pipers piping (pl... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! I think we have all heard of the "Dog Days of Summer."  Well, for me, that last week was the "dog days of Christmas" - as in sick as dog! Mercifully, it seems that Gra... read more..

My husband just fixed all of my anxiety... He said, "Just don't worry about it" and I can't believe I didn't think of that myself.... read more..

"'Is not my word like fire, say the Lord!' Gather 'round that fire this Advent season. It is warm. It is sparkling with colors of grace. It is healing for a thousand hurts. It is light for dark nights read more..

Friends who eat together are taste buds.... read more..

A pastor attended a men's breakfast in the middle of a rural farming area of the country. The group had asked an older farmer, decked out in bib overalls, to say grace for the morning breakfast: "Lo... read more..

Like everyone, I enjoy the Christmas holiday from beginning to end. It's my favorite time of the year. The most important thing is the family gathering in the celebration. I enjoy everything abo... read more..

  The similarities between Santa and System Admins:1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal. read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - welcome to December! Today's mailing is brought to you by Tylenol and my fever - who are fighting it out! Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.  ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..

There are eleven types of people in the world ... Those who understand Roman numerals, and those who do not.... read more..

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left hand side there is a valley and on your right hand side there is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you there is... read more..

According to my chocolate Advent calendar, there are only 3 days until Christmas.... read more..

"If you can only make Christmas exciting with material things, how will the children get a thirst for God? Bend the efforts of your imagination to make the wonder of the King's arrival visible for the read more..

1. You'd never be expected to make the coffee. 2. There'd be no more early morning decisions about what to wear to the office. 3. You could grow a gut the size of Fat Albert's and consider it a job read more..

Two women who were having lunch in an elegant hotel were approached by a mutual friend who asked the occasion for the meal. One lady replied, "We are celebrating the birth of my baby boy." "But wher... read more..