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On vacation with her family in Montana, a mother drove her van past a church in a small town and pointing to it, told the children that it was St. Francis' Church. "It must be a franchise," her ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - 5d260! Grandma Cybersalt and I are away visiting my parents - and having a wonderful time with them. We've seen a lot of blue jays in their bird feeder and a lot of Blue J... read more..

God gets in the dirt three times that I can think of: To create Adam To bury Moses, and To defend a woman caught in adultery. God is with us in the joy of birth, the pain of death and kneels b... read more..

If you're being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.... read more..

I have this painting hanging in my home. I chose it because it speaks to me. Artist C. Michael Dudash created this watercolour, and this is his description of the beautiful work of art. “Evening, ... read more..

At a job interview I was asked if i was a gossip; I said, "No, but I can tell you who is."... read more..

"Fascism is cured by reading, and racism is cured by traveling." - Miguel de Unamuno read more..

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap- tapping noi... read more..

In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor hande... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone - 9d260! Grandma Cybersalt and I are baseball fans - again! We lived in Toronto when the Blue Jays won back to back World Series Championships in 92 and 93. It's fun to chee... read more..

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always seem to lose control at the s... read more..

I'm writing a book on reverse psychology; please DO NOT buy it.... read more..

A woman named Vicki once knew a young person at church named Betty. Betty always seemed effervescent and happy, although Vicki knew she had faced struggles in her life. Her long-awaited marriage had ... read more..

I just celebrated another birthday. I never imagined I would get this old, but here I am, old and still breathing. Reflecting on my birthday celebration, I looked back on my life and realized I've be... read more..

"Did they lie to you about who they were? Or did you lie to yourself about who they were?" - attr. Seokhoon, Insider read more..

I'm currently reading a book about a couple of insects who fall in love in an Italian city. It's a Rome ants novel.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - 12d260! Last Sunday's news did not appear due to another error between my seat and my keyboard. So here it what I meant to report - still news, but just a few days staler.... read more..

"Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody." - Mark Twain read more..

Mitchell, a kindergartener, practiced spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: "cat," "dog," "dad," and "mom" had been proudly displayed for all to see. One morning while getting ready for... read more..

We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off. We demand speed laws that will stop fast driving... read more..

Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my Financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are... read more..

Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.... read more..

Been renovating my place ... and when I knocked down a wall, I found a secret, fully furnished room!! Then I remembered ... we live in a duplex.... read more..

Have you ever experienced a time when challenges and trials caused a deep restlessness within your soul? When we wrestle with unanswered prayers or dreams that have become nightmares, we often increas... read more..

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on h... read more..

At least once a month The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and her daughter will spend a day visiting thrift stores in our community. I’m not sure, so don’t quote me, but I think there’s a 100-mile ... read more..

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.... read more..

I threw a ball for my dog. Extravagant, I know. But he looks amazing in a tuxedo.... read more..

"If you find yourself on a committee discussing the needs of a particular group of people, but you look around the room and don't see anyone from that group, you should be HIGHLY skeptical of any conc read more..

While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk. "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained. The doctor c... read more..