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Oh look, Chicken Thursday - 5d260!

Grandma Cybersalt and I are away visiting my parents - and having a wonderful time with them. We've seen a lot of blue jays in their bird feeder and a lot of Blue Jays on their television!

Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.

~ Pastor Tim

Backwoods Labor

A baby yawning with a white teddy bear beside, covers pulled up to their chins. In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.

Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.

"Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I think there's yet another one to come."

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.

"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern...It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor.

The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"

One-Liner #1970

Two people sitting facing one another, nothing between them, talking to one another. At a job interview I was asked if i was a gossip; I said, "No, but I can tell you who is."

Surviving Pursuit

A black and white image of a young man with long wavy hair looking very alarmed. If you're being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.

Quote #2406

A man with a cart full of melons and oranges walking down a narrow street. "Fascism is cured by reading, and racism is cured by traveling."

- Miguel de Unamuno

God and Dirt

Brown soil and a single small green seedling. God gets in the dirt three times that I can think of:

To create Adam
To bury Moses, and
To defend a woman caught in adultery.

God is with us in the joy of birth, the pain of death and kneels beside us in our shame.

We can rest.

God can handle our dirt.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Susan Page writes . . . .

A Woman in Prayer

I have this painting hanging in my home. I chose it because it speaks to me.

Artist C. Michael Dudash created this watercolour, and this is his description of the beautiful work of art.

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