Monthly Archive

August 2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 45 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

21 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

242

Cybersalt News - August 21, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Our 12 year-old grandson's 2 week visit with us has come to an end - he might actually still be flying home on his red-eye flight while some of you are reading this. We had... read more..

20 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

209

Quote #2386

"Lord, when we are wrong, make us willing to change, and when we are right, make us easy to live with!" - Dallas Willard - Hearing God read more..

20 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3407

New Slogans for Federal Agencies

The National Institute on Aging ..."Celebrating our 39th Year!" The Department of the Interior ..."Oddly, All Our Stuff is Outdoors!" The Internal Revenue Service ..."What's in YOUR wallet?!" The C... read more..

20 Aug

Susan Page

220

3 min read

Take Time

- photo by Susan PageSummer is the perfect season to think about the topic of time. Summertime is when we often “slow down to smell the roses.” It makes me think of the lyrics from the old hymn Take T read more..

20 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

196

Workplace Ethics

"I fired the janitor for smoking pot." "Why would you do that?" "I don't like high maintenance people." read more..

20 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

198

One-Liner #1950

Parenthood turns you into a morning person the same way being chased by a bear makes you a runner.... read more..

20 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3395

2 min read

Military Wisdom

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."- Army's magazine of Preventive Maintenance. "Aim read more..

20 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3622

Laziness

The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally two men walked up to her. “I’m out of gas,” she purred. “Could you push me to the gas station?” The men readily put their muscles to... read more..

17 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3554

Bible Reading Page Turner

Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the following Sunday, and gave the scriptural reference for the congregation to read ahead of time. A couple of boy... read more..

17 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

260

Cybersalt News - August 17, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone! We received another good 24 hours of rain at Cybersalt World Headquarters. It has really helped with a couple of wildfires a couple of hours away from us. Today's video sh... read more..

Five Things You Do Not Want to Hear when Calling Tech Support

16 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4459

Five Things You Do Not Want to Hear when Calling Tech Support

1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!" 2. "In layman's term, we call that the 'Hindenburg Effect.'" 3. "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct ta read more..

16 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

227

One-Liner #1949

My phone has this cool app that shows me what I look like as an old person - it's called ... a camera.... read more..

16 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

228

Quote #2385

"Your journey is not the same as mine, and my journey is not yours, but if you meet me on a certain path, may we encourage each other." - Unknown read more..

16 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

232

🥁 Drumroll, Please!

What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna1 Anna2... read more..

16 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

316

4 min read

It Was a Snarly Kind of Day

Last week The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage had another one of her girl days with our daughter and granddaughter. Don’t let this get around, but it is one of my favorite days of the year, includ... read more..

14 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

259

Cybersalt News - August 14, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We watched the latest Mission Impossible movie with our grandson last Saturday. SPOILER ALERT: It was possible. Today's video share is about an artist who believes his art... read more..

13 Aug

Susan Page

318

6 min read

More Than Enough

- photo by Susan PageThere are occasions in life that can catch us off guard, even though we knew they were going to take place. It doesn’t make sense if you think about it, but it happens. Let me giv read more..

13 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

222

Quote #2384

"If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now." - attr. Elizabeth Gilbert read more..

13 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

235

Rescue Mission ⚓

My boat wasn't feeling well so we went straight to the dock!... read more..

13 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

242

One-Liner #1948

The fishing was so bad even the liars didn't catch anything.... read more..

13 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3343

2 min read

Because I'm a Man

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire long after hypothermia has set in. Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare a... read more..

13 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4312

5 min read

Chicken Answers

Answers to the question: “Why did the chicken cross the road?” Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. Anderson Co... read more..

13 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3701

Arrogance

I've long maintained that the distinction between "professionals" and "amateurs" is often very slight, often amounting to little more than that the former are paid and the latter are not. This is in n... read more..

10 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

294

Cybersalt News - August 10, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. We are in the midst of enjoying a 2 week long visit by our 12 year old grandson who flew across the country on his own to get here. The world just keeps getting fuller and ... read more..

09 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

206

Crime Alert

Three tons of hair was stolen from a wig factory. Police are combing the area.... read more..

12 Reasons I Stopped Attending Sports Events

09 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3618

12 Reasons I Stopped Attending Sports Events

Take some of the most common excuses for not going to church and use them to stop attending sporting events and here’s what you get: ~ Every time I went, they asked me for money. ~ The people I had ... read more..

09 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

202

One-Liner #1947

A hacker just called me and said he has all my passwords ... I jumped up, grabbed a pen and paper, and said, "Thank goodness! What are they?"... read more..

09 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

471

Quote #2383

When someone is broken, don't try to fix them. (You can't.) When someone is hurting, don't attempt to take away their pain. (You can't.) Instead, love them by walking beside them in the hurt. (You c... read more..

09 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3855

Unwritten Warning Labels

On a cardboard windshield sun shade: Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water. On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pr... read more..

09 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

299

4 min read

How Much Sleep is Too Much?

I have noticed recently that sleeping has become a very important part of my life. This just snuck up on me overnight. When I was young and living at home, I tried to come up with excuses and reasons... read more..

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