Monthly Archive

February 2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 67 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4989 - February 27, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
87
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4989 - February 27, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I stayed up way to late before remembering to send out today's digest. So enjoy the rest of today's... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 27, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
892
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 27, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I stayed up way to late before remembering to send out today's digest. So enjoy the rest of today's digest! ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..
Clint the Termite🪵🦗
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
933
<1min

Clint the Termite🪵🦗

I just got myself a pet termite and named him Clint. Clint Eats Wood.... read more..
Reasonable Doubt
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3470
<1min

Reasonable Doubt

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convi... read more..
An Unexpected Blessing
Susan Page
Susan Davis
976
2 min read

An Unexpected Blessing

- photo by Susan PageI have never been a person who particularly enjoys winter. I need to dig deep to find any appreciation for the season. These negative feelings about winter seem to intensify as I read more..
One-Liner #1903
One-liners
Susan Davis
903
<1min

One-Liner #1903

I am now "take a picture of labels with my phone so I can blow it up bigger and read it" years old.... read more..
Quote #2338
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2338

Do It Anyway People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Be kind anyway. If you are success... read more..
Country Boys
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
15095
<1min

Country Boys

These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a good prank to push over the outhouse.  They crept up from an advantageous direction like a cou... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4988 - February 23, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4988 - February 23, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!  Issue #4988 Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Though you will read this news on Sunday, I am typing it on Saturday night as I usually do t... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 23, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
650
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! Though you will read this news on Sunday, I am typing it on Saturday night as I usually do to get the mailing lined up to go out later while I am sleeping. This week, howe... read more..
Quote #2337
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2337

"Do what makes you happy, because when you die, your job will be posted before your obituary." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1902
One-liners
Susan Davis
920
<1min

One-Liner #1902

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.... read more..
Mistaken Identity
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3978
<1min

Mistaken Identity

 A true story from Pastor Tim... One year, at the annual summer day camp Westside Bible Church runs, we had a set of identical twin brothers enrolled. They were 6 years old and very, very identi read more..
Vicar's Surprise
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
12768
2 min read

Vicar's Surprise

A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month trip to the Holy Land at my expense. When you come back, I'll have a surprise for you." The vicar accepted the of... read more..
Antsy Antics
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
903
<1min

Antsy Antics

Five ants rented an apartment with another five ants. Now they're tenants.... read more..
How Old is Considered Too Old?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1215
4 min read

How Old is Considered Too Old?

One of my grandchildren asked me quite a penetrating question this week. Everybody knows how perceptive these little people are, especially when they are around big people. I am all for questions and ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4987 - February 20, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
80
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4987 - February 20, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! We are back to warm (for us), wet weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. While not everyone's cup... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 20, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
816
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 20, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We are back to warm (for us), wet weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. While not everyone's cup of tea, the rain is a beautiful friend to those of us who don't lik... read more..
Hearing Aids on a Budget: Morris's Hilarious Quest
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4275
<1min

Hearing Aids on a Budget: Morris's Hilarious Quest

Morris had long suspected that his hearing wasn't quite what it used to be. Friends often had to repeat themselves, and he found himself nodding along to conversations he could barely follow. It was t... read more..
A Good and Beautiful Community
Susan Page
Susan Page
923
4 min read

A Good and Beautiful Community

- photo by Susan PageI love the account of the early Church community recorded in Acts 2: “When the day of Pentecost arrived, they were all together in one place. They devoted themselves to the apostl read more..
One-Liner #1901
One-liners
Susan Davis
838
<1min

One-Liner #1901

I'm not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it's not twenty seven.... read more..
Quote #2336
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2336

"For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" ~John Steinbeck, Travels with Charley: In Search of America, 1961 read more..
The Points System
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5511
2 min read

The Points System

For all of us guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something... read more..
Toasting to Long Life & Sweet Treats! 🥂🍯
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1164
<1min

Toasting to Long Life & Sweet Treats! 🥂🍯

"May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." - An Irish Toast. "Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup." - A French toast. read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4986 - February 16, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
97
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4986 - February 16, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! This September 28th will be 27 years since I started the CyberSalt Digest. Over the years, the digest h... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 16, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
857
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 16, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! This September 28th will be 27 years since I started the CyberSalt Digest. Over the years, the digest has led to so many fun, interesting, and blessed interactions with su... read more..
Someone Else's Obituary
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3581
<1min

Someone Else's Obituary

Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. Else has been with us for ... read more..
I’m Not Old - Just Young Challenged
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2090
4 min read

I’m Not Old - Just Young Challenged

Most people are fascinated by their age as if it makes any difference in their lives. Some people are very intimidated by getting older and struggle against it.  When I was young, I couldn't wai... read more..
Quote #2335
Quotes
Susan Davis
854
<1min

Quote #2335

"While it's impossible to trace the pinball path of a single prayer, our prayers somehow exit our four dimensions of space-time in order to get to the God who exists outside of the four space-time dim read more..
One-Liner #1900
One-liners
Susan Davis
890
<1min

One-Liner #1900

I am often mistaken for an adult because of my age.... read more..
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