January 2025 - Monthly Archive

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4981 - January 30, 2025

30 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4981 - January 30, 2025

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy birthday to Grandma Cybersalt! She is the best person who ever happened to me in my life! Today's ... read more..

30 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 30, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy birthday to Grandma Cybersalt! She is the best person who ever happened to me in my life! Today's video share is a good reminder to always have a shed handy: one nev... read more..

Little Johnny's Stork-tacular School Blunder 🦤

29 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Little Johnny's Stork-tacular School Blunder 🦤

Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny (a future lawyer) hollers out, "Okay, everyone in the house, please be advised that I, little Johnny, have on this date made a complete f... read more..

Sofa Nap: The Snors d'oeuvre Experience! 😂

29 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

872

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Sofa Nap: The Snors d'oeuvre Experience! 😂

Having a little nap on the sofa before taking myself up to bed for my main sleep; I call that a snors d'oeuvre.... read more..

29 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #2330

"As Christians, we can't say we are seeking to love our neighbor as ourselves and then do our work with mediocrity." - Jordan Raynor, Master of One read more..

29 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

774

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One-Liner #1895

Ctrl + Alt + Del: Control yourself + Alter your thinking + Delete negativity.... read more..

29 Jan

Susan Page

Susan Davis

989

4 min read

The Crossroads

- photo by Susan PageA good friend called and asked, “Do you want to go hiking tomorrow?” I responded, “Have you seen the weather forecast?” Accounting for the wind chill the forecast predicted -19 C read more..

29 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5563

2 min read

All Roads Lead Back to Rome

The U.S. Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they buil... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4980 - January 26, 2025

26 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

3

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4980 - January 26, 2025

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! I received a very interesting letter in the mail this week from the federal government. They contacted ... read more..

26 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 26, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! I received a very interesting letter in the mail this week from the federal government. They contacted me to let me know that I could start to collect my Canada Pension Pl... read more..

25 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #2329

"Religion is at its best when it makes us ask hard questions of ourselves. It is at its worst when it deludes us into thinking we have all the answers for everybody else." - Archibald Macleish read more..

25 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

776

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The Cheesy Showdown!

Medieval Knight 1: "Why are you attacking me with that block of cheddar?" Medieval Knight 2: "It's extra sharp."... read more..

25 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Cheaper Insurance

Recently launched into the "real world" and shocked by the expenses that came with it, my brother was complaining about the high cost of auto insurance. "If you got married," teased my dad, "the prem... read more..

25 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

760

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One-Liner #1894

Yesterday a friend gave me a plant and said that on the day it blooms, I'll meet my soulmate. Today it was eaten by my cat.... read more..

Top 17 Inspirational Messages Not Heard at Work

25 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Top 17 Inspirational Messages Not Heard at Work

(17) There is no "I" in "teamwork"...But there is in "management kiss-up". (16) If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. (15) The light at the end of the read more..

25 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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4 min read

Ugly is as Ugly Sees

I was drinking a cup of coffee in the middle of the shopping mall. I don’t like going to shopping malls, but The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage sent me to get a new dress shirt for Sundays. I tol... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4979 - January 23, 2025

23 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

3

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4979 - January 23, 2025

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, that was a day that left me too tired to type any news! Today's video share features some pretty f... read more..

23 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 23, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, that was a day that left me too tired to type any news! Today's video share features some pretty fun wordplay - in either direction!Click Here to Watch ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Saving Lives with Physics: The Professor's Secret Weapon!

22 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Saving Lives with Physics: The Professor's Secret Weapon!

As a premed student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely... read more..

22 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

759

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One-Liner #1893

Two incomes are better than one so make sure your partner has two jobs. Follow me for more financial freedom advice!... read more..

22 Jan

Susan Page

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3 min read

He Has Shown Us

- photo by Susan PageYears ago, when I worked in a Christian Bookstore, a title often asked for was How Shall We Then Live, written by Francis A. Schaeffer. Schaeffer was considered one of the foremos read more..

22 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

722

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Quote #2328

Positions are temporary. Ranks and titles are limited. But the way you treat people will always be remembered. - Unknown... read more..

22 Jan

Clean Jokes

Susan Davis

919

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How to Avoid Mixing Your Metaphors

It’s not rocket surgery. First, get all your ducks on the same page. After all, you can’t make an omelette without breaking stride. Be sure to watch what you writewith a fine-tuned comb.Check and re-... read more..

Engaging English Lessons for Kids in Mexico 📚

22 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

875

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Engaging English Lessons for Kids in Mexico 📚

English teacher in Mexico: “Hi kids! Today we will learn a new word: wheelchair. Does anyone want to do a sentence with that word?” Gabriele: “I ordered a taco but my friend Juan didn’t have any mon... read more..

22 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Time, Marriage, Friends, Gifts

Five years after my wife, Brigid, and I were married, we received our final wedding gift -- an ice-cream maker. In an attempt to cover procrastination with humor, the friend who sent it included a no... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4978 - January 19, 2025

19 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

4

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4978 - January 19, 2025

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! My efforts to get to a zero inbox have bogged down. I've hit some emails that require a bunch of work t... read more..

19 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 19, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! My efforts to get to a zero inbox have bogged down. I've hit some emails that require a bunch of work to clear and so as I handle those my total number has risen. I am at ... read more..

18 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

953

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Quote #2327

It's easy to judge. It's more difficult to understand. Understanding requires compassion, patience, and a willingness to believe that good hearts sometimes choose poor methods. Through judgi... read more..